#FunFactFriday Because we all need a laugh

Enjoy these 5 fun facts. Only 4 are true. 
Can you spot the not?

Heart attacks are more likely to happen on a Monday.

An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

‘Penis Fencing’ is a scientific term for the mating ritual between flatworms. It involves two flatworms attempting to stab the other flatworm with their penis.

By law, all globes in Australia are displayed upside down.

Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.

Now that you've gotten a good laugh, which fact do you believe is fiction? 

Have a good weekend all! 


Crazy romance writer is back at it~


Really, that's all I want to say. 
Seriously, though. 
How you been?
Oh, living life at the 9-5. 
Catching fish and scratching my ass on trees. 
Well, maybe not the fish part. 

Now, I miss everything about everything. 
That means YOU. 

So, hi. 

You're the first to know. 
Hopefully not the last. 

I hope you can stick around and join me for some new blogging fun. 

MONDAYS--for confessions. 
Mine, yours, anyone who wants to share. 

FRIDAYS--that's anything goes day. 
Fun facts, romance talk, round-up, a stupid picture. Whatever floats my boat. 

Have a good fourth! And don't forget to come back on Monday to see the confession. 

Trends in romance

The genre "romance" has been around for a very, very long time. It's also one of the best-selling genres and has been for over a decade. It's proven that love stories and sex (or the promise of it) = money. 

I love the romance genre. Heck, I devour these types of books and I write them. What fascinates me most about this genre is how the trends within it ebs and flows. 

It reminds me of fashion. You remember back in the 60's and 70's and all those other decades with terrible fashion and music and hair styles that people said would never come back in style. Well, it did. And we fell in love all over again. And then there are those new, amazing, shining things that pop up and take over and make millions--like the Snuggie. 

Fashion and romance--SO much alike! 

Here are what I think are some of the strongest romance trends. And trust me, I know that all of these genres are still popular in their own right today in some way, shape or form:

1. There was a time when "sweet romances" were a big thing. People gobbled them up and thought they were so adorable. And anything more, uh, direct was just not done. 

2. Cowboys, historical, romantic suspense. There aren't really any examples I can name that made these subgenres explode, but they are there, and they are strong. 

3. VAMPIRES! Werewolves! Hotness. These come and go, and it seems the next one is always more popular than the last. Thank you, Twilight, Vampire Diaries,  Anne Rice, Laurell Hamilton, True Blood, Underworld, just to name a few. 

4. New Adult. When young adult meets romance. It exploded a few years ago. Basically, the protagonist is between the ages of 18-25. It has a young voice and it's very intrinsic. 

5. Erotica. Fifty Shades of Crap anyone? Seriously though. Erotica and BSDM have been around for a very long time. It's been VERY popular for a very long time. It's one of my favorite subgenres of romance. And it just blew up like an atom bomb when Fifty Shades dropped. This trend has given us another problem, however. Some authors find there is no longer an in-between with sexual explicitness. It's either all in or all out. They feel the happy medium is gone. *sad face* 

Like I said, my trends may not be your trends. Everyone sees things differently. But for me, these subgenres have had their big moments. They've had their small moments. And they will all go full circle and do the exact same thing again. 

What kind of trends have you seen in romance? Do you think there will be anything new and amazing? 

I personally would love to see more romance books written by men. And not the kind that cater to women. The types that actually tell you what men are REALLY thinking. We might hate them, but damn, I bet they'd be funny! 


How much real life is in your fiction?

We writers are an interesting bunch. Our ideas come from a vast number of places. It could be something as simple as the look a stranger gives you at the grocery store or watching a scene play out at the restaurant. Or maybe a song. Or the weather. Or a news story you read on the internet.

Our minds take the smallest of details and spin them into 300-page novels.  It's pretty amazing.

However, how many of you have had people ask, "Are any of your characters based on people you know?" Or, "How much of your life (or other people's lives) is in your stories?" Or any combination of those types of questions.


For me, that question is simple: little to none. I've got too many original things flying through my head to make true-to-life stories fiction. However, my dear sister thinks my very first book, Broken Ties That Bind, was based off her life. Not so much.

Writing about real people and things that have happened can you put you into some dangerous territory. There are some legal issues there that can get you in some serious trouble. Which is is why I think most of us steer clear of this area or change people/happenings so much that it's not noticeable. Then again, we also have something like this nice little blurb at the beginning of all of our books:

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents, either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used factiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. Blah, blah, blah, blah-ba-de, blah.

Don't get me wrong, I think some real-life people and stories make great fiction. Great, twisted fiction. :-)  Most stories start with some basic rooted real-life idea and then get spun into something that doesn't resemble that original real-life thing at all. And then, of course, you can always take someone you know and do this:

You know you've all wanted to do this. I've actually had family members and friends beg me NOT to do this. Most of you are probably thinking people don't normally die in romance novels. LoL. That's true. But I actually write in more than on genre. I've written some pretty gritty and dark stuff.

I promise not to do this to anyone I like. *grins*

BTW, that's actually my shirt. My VERY first critique partner and dear friend, Sarah Fine bought it for me several years ago. I cherish it and sometimes where it when I'm writing.

Now you tell me, how much real life is in your fiction? How much real life do you think is in fiction you've read?

Happy Monday all!


A new year, a new you?


Welcome to another new year, 
the time when people vow to start over,
resolve to do things different,

The time of year when people change. 
It's a new year,
so it's time for a new you,


Sure, it'd be nice to get a better job,
a bigger house, 
a nicer car, 
a skinnier body,
a bigger paycheck,
more vacation time,
hell, more vacations, 
and on,
and on,
and on. 

Now, there's nothing wrong with wanting these things and reaching for the stars at work and your life, but the beginning of your year isn't the time to do it. 
The beginning of the year is a the time to NOT make a "new" you, but a BETTER YOU

It's time to make better decisions, 
eat healthier, 
be nicer,
laugh more,
cry less,
don't judge,
smile a lot,
yell less,
enjoy the little things,
do the unthinkable,
be brave,
dream the undreamable,
be amazing,
be the person you've always wanted to be. 

That's what the new year is all about. 
A better you. 

 Now run out and make it so.


Holiday Romances: 'tis the season of love.

Holiday Romances

'Tis the season to fall in love. 

So I've been a writer for about 5-6 years now, I think. It may be a bit longer. I've lost track. 

Anyhoo, during those 5+ years, I've always said that I want to write a romance that takes place during the holidays. 

There's so much magic around the season! So many possibilities! Not to mention, some of my favorite romances have holiday themes. 

Alas, I've never gotten around to actually writing a holiday romance. ONE DAY, though. I will. I mean it! Perhaps I should make that a New Year's resolution? LoL.

Well, since I've yet to write a fantastic holiday romance, I'll share my top four favorite books of the season! 

1. Holiday in Death by J.D. Rob (aka Nora Roberts)--murder, mystery, sarcasm, and romance. What more could you want?

2. Let's Be Jolly by Janet Dailey--two romances in one book! Take a trip to Alaska and then head off on steamboat down Mississippi.

3. The Gift by Nora Roberts--three romances in one! Classic, older Nora romances! 

4. Pretend You're Mine by Lucy Score--whoa. Just whoa. Deep, passionate, powerful, beautiful. One of the best self-published books I've read. 

Are you a fan of holiday romances? What are some of the things that make them special for you? What are some of your favorite holiday romances? 



Do romance novels destroy relationships? #romance #question

Now THAT is an interesting question! 

I'm going to give you two short answers and then we'll discuss. So do romance novels destroy relationships?

1. Yes--but this is only if you expect your man to act like any man in a romance novel. Are you going to act like the women in the romance novels? Didn't think so. Problems arise when you start having expectations about your reality. This just isn't happening peeps. 

2. No--this is if you understand that romances are FICTION and the characters live in fantasy-land. The men you read about, the things they do, and the acts they perform are all in someone else's imagination. They are feel-good reads and you understand the man standing before will never say/do such things and act such ways (unless of course you married someone straight from a romance novel and if you have, I applaud you!)

Now, on the seriousness. 

There was an interesting post I found on Goodreads about this same topic. A reader asked the following questions:

1. Are there really such relationships that exist that are all fire and passion?
2. Or is this simply a fantasy?
3. Is it wrong to compare your partner to the characters in these fictional romances?
4. Should the reader strive to be more like the characters?

Let's face if, we all love those alpha-males. They are sexy, comfortable with their man-self. They are bossy, super sexy, sometimes rich, they know what they want and how to get it. They are sexy. But like a poster said on the Goodreads forum: "Picture what living with a man like this would be like 24/7. I would want to punch him in the face." 

Yup, that about sums it up. 

The same can be said for other heroes. I mean, could you live with Christian Grey? Or some mushy character? 

Sure, there are relationship that exist that have fire and passion. But if you've been with a man for any length of time (either married or what-not) you know that it takes work. Nothing is as easy as romance novels. Sure, they have up and downs, but the purpose of them is to have a good ending. We KNOW that our lives aren't like that. Well, at least I hope you know. 

Romance is fantasy. There are not real life playboys-turned-to-good boys, cowboys who know how to waltz and fine-dine you, business men who would rather spend a passionate day on the boat instead of working. 

Now wait before you get all up in my face about there really being people out their like this. Because somewhere, I'm sure there are. However, the chances of any romance reader finding him and reeling him in is SLIM to NONE. 

It is also wrong to compare your partner to anyone in a romance novel. Every person on the face of this planet is different. No two people act alike, think alike, respond alike, dream alike, etc. If you think you can get your hubs to act like one of the dudes in the Black Dagger Brother series or any other book, good luck with that. You'll have a better chance of getting run over by a train while chasing down the ice cream truck. 

Here's the thing though. We, as women, wish we could have what's in these books. Those of us grounded to reality know the books aren't real. The situations aren't real. The men, for SURE, aren't real. And we as women have to remember that to get what we want (or need) we have to ask. 

Men can't read our minds. Men don't understand why we do what we do. Hell, we are the most confusing thing in the world to men. Our relationships will be what we make them. So if we lash out at our partner, they will lash back. If we cuddle and caress and love like we should, the partner will do the same. It's human nature. 

So, if your head is down here on earth with the rest of us, romance novels shouldn't have a negative effect on your relationship. If anything, it should help you understand some of the tinkerings of the opposite sex. And if you read a good romance, it might liven up the bedroom action.

And if your head is in space, deflate it ASAP and come back down to join the rest of us. 

Romance makes us feel good. We can take that feeling and put it into our lives. But we can't take the stories (and people) and make them part of our lives. 

Happy Monday all!